My life is over. I'm ****ed!!

[CHOPTALK]

Last night I got extremely drunk for the first time in my life. In fact, b4 lastnight, I had never consumed alcohol, ever.

I remember nothing of what happened the other night until an acquaintance showed me what he had recorded. Now, I'm not gay and not here to discuss that. What he recorded was me giving my best friend a blow job. What's worse, he won't give me the tape and he has threatened to show my wife and all my family the video. I'm beyond freaked, this is going to ruin me. This is my best friend. I've been best friends since grade school and he's always been like a brother to me. I haven't even confronted him about it.

My wife is coming home from Albany tomorrow and I'm going crazy. Also, the guy basically knows my entire extended family here, including my parents.

I have no idea how to handle this.

What the **** do I do!!
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[CHOPTALK]

:lolBIG:

 

[BadCo]

I like when Dan Marino say;s:

Hey Ace got any more of that gum?


Ace Ventura, pet detective

 

[kNoWlEdGe]

I don't get the joke...

 

[Kruser6]

:lolBIG:

:missingte :missingte

 

[BrockLee]

cocksucker

heres what you do,
accept the fact that you have been avoiding drinking all these years in an attempt to help repress your homosexuality. Let your *** hag of a wife move on with her life. Finally fuck your "best freind" and let him tell your family, and hope they welcome your new lifstyle that they have been waiting years for you to finally let out of the closet.

bout time

 

[Teddykgb]

whats the punch line? sounds like your a gay boy and trying to hide it with a gay story

 

[JakeT.]

give him a blowjob for the tape

 

[cosmokram3r]

CHOPTALK wouldve been good if u told people this is a story that happend to a different guy!

heres the original link hXXp://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=885503

funny ass replies!!!

 

[slick69]

When i originally heard this urban legend I knew it was obviously fake. How come nobody ever questions why the friend let him give him the bj. He's almost just as gay. I don't understand why guys in prison let/make others give them head. If I was in jail for the rest of my life I would rather beat it under the sheets at 2:30 am for the rest before I let another man blow me

 

[HENHOUSEx8]

You know what happened...


PORKCHOP lives on the computer...you just know he gave head to his little friend and while he was rinsing out in the other room...

His little friend jump in the drivers seat and banged out a post....

PORKCHOP quickly regroup and had to put the :lolBIG: in it to sound like a joke...for his life would be a disaster if the forum turned their back on him...

I mean no one write a post like that if it was not true....

this clown's life is this forum...he would never write that if it was not going down...no pun intended......so his little friend did while his eyes spinned in his head

HH

 

[RobFunk]

PORKCHOP quickly regroup and had to put the :lolBIG: in it to sound like a joke

LMAO


Chop, you can do better than this.

 

[DELSOLII]

I would just say, that it wasn't me. Laugh it off and say, that your boys punked you with an enhanced video. sure that may be your face, but it was put their from a graphic designer as a joke. Maybe talk to your best friend to see if he remembers. hopefully not.

You could never do something like that...right???

If she doesn't buy that story, move to costa rica and forget about it.

 

[CaptainMorgan]

I dont know if any of that is true or not, but i can guarantee one thing, if that ever happened to me(which it wont) I sure as fuck wouldnt post that on a gambling forum. Not even if i was joking.

If you sucked the dick, deal with it

 

[JudgeWapner]

I think you should go out, get some Liza Minelli cd's and just go with it. Also learn the words to as many show tunes as possible.

 

[steaktartar]

i agree with jake blow him for the tape

 

[quantumleap]

I dont know if any of that is true or not, but i can guarantee one thing, if that ever happened to me(which it wont) I sure as fuck wouldnt post that on a gambling forum. Not even if i was joking.

If you sucked the dick, deal with it

I agree. Choptalk wouldn't post this. Look farther down the threads here in the Rubber Room. There's another guy called Everfresh posting the exact same thing.

Looks like someone got ahold of Chop's password.

uppy:

 

[mrpotter1]

You know what happened...


PORKCHOP lives on the computer...you just know he gave head to his little friend and while he was rinsing out in the other room...

His little friend jump in the drivers seat and banged out a post....

PORKCHOP quickly regroup and had to put the :lolBIG: in it to sound like a joke...for his life would be a disaster if the forum turned their back on him...

I mean no one write a post like that if it was not true....

this clown's life is this forum...he would never write that if it was not going down...no pun intended......so his little friend did while his eyes spinned in his head

HH

Hey, OUTHOUSEx8 is back. Now go crawl back under your rock before I squash you.:finger: :finger: :finger:

 

[fivedoorsdown]

:missingte :missingte

heres what you do,
accept the fact that you have been avoiding drinking all these years in an attempt to help repress your homosexuality. Let your *** hag of a wife move on with her life. Finally fuck your "best freind" and let him tell your family, and hope they welcome your new lifstyle that they have been waiting years for you to finally let out of the closet.

bout time

:missingte :missingte

 

[deucedeuce]

truly a great thread here's a bump so others can enjoy it, follow the link and have a good laugh. My question is, what the hell were you doing on a weight lifting forum reading about guys sucking ****